WRITING+JOKES+6A

= What's up? Let's write some funny jokes in English. Before writing your joke, you must read at least the previous one and insert a horizontal rule between each joke. Don't forget to write your name. Write well and have fun! =

= = = = = Sara de Leonardo = = = = This is a man so high so high that once ate a yogurt and when it reaches the stomach was expired. =

= = = Teacher Espe: =

I had no thumb.
Teacher Mónica: // When is it bad luck to see a black cat? // // When you’re a mouse! //

María Jiménez:
** Are a banana and jelly. He says the banana to the gelatin: ** ** - I have not yet laid bare and you're shaking **

** María Jiménez: ** ** Jaime is in your home and tells his mother : ** ** -  **   Jaime when you get your father say that I hope in   **  the room. ** ** Father comes and tells Jaime to what the mother and the father leaves the room. Jaime was spying when the mother told the father :** ** - Darling, do me a son. ** ** And of course 9 months to have a baby. And one day Jaime tells her mother :**  ** -  **  Mom when Dad gets y     ou tell that I hope in the room. ** Father came home and the mother tells what Jaime said. Is the father 's room and tells Jaime: ** ** - Dad make me a bicycle. **

= Mateo Rojas =

=__Teacher :__ ** Juanito tell me five things wich contains milk. **= =__Juanito :__ **Five cows teacher**. =

Teresa Gómez Gonzalez :
In the swamp, while taking the sun , a crocodrile tells his friend : -My father has a lot of money -Oh, yes? What does? -Nothing ...make a wallet with he...

= SARA HERGUETA = =Two drunkands were walking along the side walk, when a very fat woman happens.So one of the drunkards says to other one:= =- Hear, look at this tank that goes there! = =The lady volls over is an angry, and strikes it in the face with his purse.Then another drundard says:= =- And above it is a tank of war! =

Mario Redondo A man whocomes home, he wants to go to the toilet. Open the door and turns on the light, shut the door and turns off he light.So on.The man says to his wifethinking that there are ghosts , and she says she 's drunk. But will the man with the woman at the door and opens it and does open the door and turns on the light, shut the door and turns off he light.The angry woman , yelling , you'll sucker , you're back t o pee in the fridge.

= Henar Dueña =

-B ecause I'm worth.
= = = HENAR DUEÑA =

= AFTER ADAYOFGOING TOBEACHJ AIMITO SHOWER MUM NO SHAMPOO AND CAN NOT USE YOURS  = = - WHYCHILD? = = - WHY PUTTO DRY HAIRAN DWHA THE AND WASH ME  =

**//__Marius __//**
Three people are standing under an umbrella and one person is not standing under the umbrella. All four people are staying dry. Why? <span style="background-color: #313131; color: #000080; font-family: Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">Because it isn't raining